How Acupuncture Can Do Everything

(This piece is a guest post written by resident Saintgasoline.com alternative medicine and health expert Dr. Deepsack Woo-Hands.)In a recent study performed in my basement with a couple of bewildered dogs and five unwilling children, I uncovered a wide assortment of efficacious uses for acupuncture. While skeptics continually criticize acupuncture, calling it mean names like placebo and scrawling its name and number onto bathroom stalls while promising it will deliver a good time, the research